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New Year resolutions 2009

1. Work "fuck" into more conversations. I realized over the last few weeks I never swear. Never. Well fuck that, its about time I started.

2. Quit quit not smoking. Confused? Yes. Well this year I'm not going to quit smoking. I'm going to quit the quitting and just be happy and smoke. Fuck it. So what if I have to walk half a mile in the cold to smoke in the designated smoking area at work. So what if I reek of smoke. Light up boys and girls.

3. To steal more. Let me explain first. My neighbor has an orange tree he never picks the fruit off of. Then the oranges lay on the ground rotting. I plan on just going over and taking them from now on. I like oranges.

4. To not go to Wal-Mart anymore. I hate this store. I go there cause its convenient but really this store is the crack whore of stores. The dirty slut lifts her skirt and I get fucked for no less than $70 every time I walk in the door. Run in for socks and walk out with a rash.

5. To drive the speed limit... and no i'm not a speeder. I'm the idiot in the fast lane going 20 mph. Talking on the phone. Eating. driving with my knee. Not wearing a seatbelt. I'm the one everyone passes and gives the finger too. I must drive faster.

Yes these will be my New Years resolutions. I can already see this year I will be successful in keeping my resolutions.

My goodness I haven't updated this thing in forever. Mostly cause I forgot the password and then all of a sudden I remembered it.

Anyways. Called off work today to go see Twilight again. I enjoyed it more this time than the first time. I know this is going to sound strange but I don't think its the same movie I saw the first time. I think it was reedited or somthing it seemed to flow better this time.

Maybe I was just tired the first time. Midnight showings might not be for me, I'm to tired

A little Christmas cheer… the new title of the Harry Potter book as been released.

Go to www.jkrowling.com

If you go to her home page, click on the eraser and you will be taken to a room — you'll see a window, a door and a mirror.

In the mirror, you'll see a hallway. Click on the farthest doorknob and look for the Christmas tree. They click on the center of the door next to the mirror and a reef appears. Then click on the top of the mirror and you'll see a garland.

Look for a cobweb next to the door. Click on it, and it will disappear. Now, look at the chimes in the window. Click on the second chime to the right, and hold it down. The chime will turn into the key, which opens the door. Click on the wrapped gift behind the door, then click on it again and figure out the title yourself by playing a game of hangman.


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I was so happy. A friend who has just a passing interest in the books (don’t understand the passing interest but I guess there are people like that out there) asked me just yesterday about the new book. So now I have something to tell her...


My thoughts ahead so a slight spoiler

So what could the new title mean? I’m sure theories are going to fly like mad now… I’m thinking deadly battle at Godric Hallows. Harry’s parents home.


Boss is looking at me funny got to go.

Yeah, i'm jumping on this bandwagon. Jedi as a religion... who knew?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/orl-grief2806nov28,0,7813840.story?coll=orl-caltop

I just receeved a list of the students I will be teaching this semester and I have 2 students that have death eaters names and one that is an unforgivable curse. Very strange.

Last name Pettigrew, Lestrange and Crucio.

I'm thinking of assigning seats (which I never do) and making all three seat in the front row for my twisted amusement.

They probably will think I'm picking on them but I'm going to call on them all the time just so I can say the name.... I hope I can get through the class with out giggling.

..

I also am sharing a office with the new professor. She seems pleasant but I don't like her. She is a talker. Non stop talker. None of it makes any sense and its only been three days but I'm already having dreams of yelling at her to shut up.

She also always wants to pat me on the shoulder and give me those side way hugs, arm around the shoulder, hip to hip pull in.

I don't like to be touched... just a freak that way.

Oh well, Still getting over the flu. At least I can sit up now. Did a lot of fic reading and my favorites file is definitely lighter now. Did a little writing but mostly just day dreamed about it. Hope to have Two chapters for BItN out this weekend.

Fic UPdated
Bump in the Night
Chapter 8
LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1887175/8/
Pairing: HP/SS

I'm back from vacation, haven't had a smoke in two very long weeks. I'm tired as all hell and the headache from not smoking has finally gone away.

I picked the dog up from the kennels last night. She is covered in fleas, I'm a little pissed at the VET. She did not have flees when I left her there. I'm glad I left the cat at my sisters, I don't fancy giving him a bath.

But it gets stranger the longer I was home.

I'm lying in bed this morning and the dog is next to me snoring peacefully, the cat on the other side purring watching TV when the dog gets up suddenly turns around 3 times and pops out a puppy and then another...

I was totally freaked. My little girl had a pup and then another. I just didn't know what to do. I just sat there in shock. The cat sat there in shock then looked at me as if to say "what the hell".

I just can't figure out when she would have gotten knocked up. The back yard is fenced and pretty secure and I walk her in the evenings but she doesn't leave my sight. I'm just so confused.

So in my confusion I go to the bathroom and i'm sitting there (TMI) and I'm going to call my sister and tell her the news but I dropped my Mobil in the toilet and pee'd on it. I was so pissed... no pun intended.

Now it doesn't work. It turns on and makes all these crazy noises but the buttons don't punch. I'm upset I don't know anyones phone # with out the directory on the phone...

The day gets progressively worse from there, I ran over a snake. Swallowed a bug, hit my head on a curtain rod, lost my balance and fell into the wall, hit my hip when clipping the corner to fast at work. Had an irate student parent in my office, which I then proceed to call his child a loser to his face. Will most likely hear about that tomorrow.

Missed place my teaching planner, got rained on and finally, some time in 4 hour space of time I was at work the dog had 3 more pups. Making the total 5.

So the question is would it be okay if I smoke now?

Why is it people at work always bother you?

I've been trying to write the next chapter of Bumps and people insist on speaking to me.

*I may have given the impression I'm a friendly sort of person*

I will have to look into changing my social obligations.

Chapter 6B update for

Bumps in the Night
Pairing HP/SS
Summary: Harry grows a tail. A sign of male fertility.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1887175/7/


Chapter 7 should be out soon, I'm shooting for Tuesday.

Is it really fair to me that everyone I know smokes? I think not.

My dear friend P came over at some ungodly hour this morning so that we could go to the beach. I don't care for the beach, sand in everything, children running about. But I'm pale and could use the sun so I agree.

As soon as she arrives P looks me up and down takes a drag of her fag and said in her haughty little voice "you've quit again haven't you"

I nod like a fool.

She takes another drag and then waves her hand, the one with the fag and said "yes yes I should quit...as well"

I narrow my eyes at her and she takes another drag, "not today" and laugh like a mad scientist.

I had visions of tackling her to the ground and gnawing of her hand for that damn fag. I thought of the violence I could in flick upon her for just a puff... and the whole time she thinks were just going to the beach.

But we've arrived at the little summer cottage of hers and now i've got to spend the next week and a half trying not to injure her in someway for a puff of the fucking cigarette.

calm... have to stay calm....only 10 days to go...


Oh I'm still working on Bumps in the night. Seems to me I had a thought about the ending but now can't remember... I just remembered it seemed like a good Idea... So i'll just wait it out till my memory graces me with the thought again.

Thought i'd update since i'm bored out of my mind.
Went and saw Pirates of the Caribbean today. It was good.. sort of but I was really sleepy and kept dozing off.

Went to the store afterwards to buy a belt because my pants are way to baggy and I have to hold them up. After one washing of said pants something strange happened to the material and they are now 3 sizes to big. Most pants shrink... mine went the opposite way.

Anyways couldn't find a belt that I like and decided that i'll make my own. It was a good idea that went very very wrong. I won't bore you with the details and the screaming that came out in the middle of all this but needless to say I still need a belt.

It has been raining for 17 days straight. I'm sick of the rain. My hair is freaking out because of the humidity. The sun never shines anymore, my coworker likes to state that the end is near. I sort of wish it was so I don't have to listen to his crap anymore.

And in second to final news As of Monday I am going to make another attempt to quit smoking. This time I shall try the nicotine patch.

And in final news I shall put the next chapter of Bump in the night, shortly. I'm trying to finish all the fics I have going by the time book 7 comes out. Hopefully this shall happen.

Well i'm off, got my writing to do and frosting in a can to eat.

I was tutoring a neighbors daughter yesterday at the University library where I work.

She was slightly distracted by all the college men walking about. Understandable since she is in that age group where everyone is hot.

But I had to pause when she said "Wow, he's an Ivan." at a very attractive passing male student.

"Ivan?" I said.

She rolls her eyes at me because to her 30 is old and unknowing and said 'you know the guy from Harry Potter. It means hunk, hot, handsome...you get it'

I got it but I about died laughing.


Ivan has hit the mainstream and is now the new phrase for hot...

I feel old. How could I have not known

Green Apple has finally been updated,Story .

Brokeback Mountain, Spoilers ahead.



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Other news…

After the movies I went to the airport to pick up a friend flying back from Canada, where she has been working for the last month. I like the airport. All the people coming and going. People greeting family and friends, crying and hugging. Whispered words of be safe and I love you.

By the time I left I wanted to kill them all. “P” got stopped by customs. I was pissed. A half hour trip to pick her ass up turned into 7 hours of me pacing and chain smoking. A big to do over a little bottle of Brazilian Rum and some dirt samples. She’s a geologist people, lets move it along.

One piece of paper was missing for clearance. Like it mattered she had 150 other pieces of paper, she had to get a hold of her boss, who then had to drive to his office and fax over a piece of paper. Then we had to wait for the approval. I was ready to break in to that bottle of rum by time this was over.

Of course they were keeping the rum they tell us and sent us on are merry way. But as I turn to leave the guard slips the bottle into the coat pocket I was carrying and winks at me.

Maybe it was not such a bad ending. I'm not sharing the rum.

I decided to take the car to work today instead of the train because it was raining.

1 stop at Mcdonalds, another at taco bell, 5 diet cokes, a pack of cigarettes (yes i'm smoking again), 300 miles and I arrive at my parents just in time for dinner.

Of course I could barely eat cause I ate all that other crap.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Needless to say I blew off work.

Ended up spending the night at my parents and drove back this morning. The parents were so happy I just dropped by. I'm totally feeling like the good daughter right now.

It was good timing to, my mum had just made a fresh batch of cookies so I got to bring home a big platter of them. Of course I have to drive back up there for the holidays in a few more weeks. but its a nice drive.

- Other news, I still haven't written a thing fanfiction wise. I have ideas, but I dont' feel like writing them down. I'm thinking about getting a mini tape recorder. but it seems to me I have one already. But I can't figure out where.

-My husband is coming home on Tuesday, so this weekend I have to spend cleaning, my sister is going to come over today and help me. I hate cleaning, I don't think I've cleaned a thing since he's been gone. There's laundry in the hall, dirty dishes all over the house and ashtrays everywhere.

My sister is a freak she likes to clean, likes keeping house. Me I'd be happy living in clutter, it doesn't bother me. Anyways she has to bring her vacuum cause I had a slight incident with mine. Its laying in pieces in the front yard.

Its one of those vacuums were the canister clicks onto the front and if you don't get it just right it hisses and blows dirt everywhere, Well one day like a month ago I had enough of it not clicking right and tossed it out the front door onto the lawn and thats where its been ever since. Of course it has some snow covering it now and I really should go pick it up. But were suppose to have a snow storm this weekend and I would like the snow to cover it completely so when it thaws in spring I can stand out there and say "huh, how did that get out there?"

I can't believe its been a month since i've updated this thing.

I feel like i've been sleeping the entire month away. When It gets cold out I hibernate. I even fell asleep on the train on tuesday and went one stop to far.

I haven't written a thing so at this point its safe to say there will be no updates on any stories for the month.

On the other hand I have read tons and tons of fics this month. Long fics, short fics, fics that have been around for years and I just stuck them in my favorites until I had the time to read them.

It was very enlightening going through stuff I had bookmarked, so many links broken, so many duplicates... well its all cleaned up now. Still got tons of stuff to read but i'm feeling better about it now.

I even went back and read some of my all time favorites.

Overall its been a good month.

 

 

I got flamed... here's what they said.

 

Person With Taste Dr Seus should sue you. This is horrible, just horrible. Why would anyone even think about a 5 year old in that way? I'm a camp counsellor, and I take care of 5 year olds all summer. You are twisted, and should get help. NOW!!! No more evil, disgusting, bad fic. I think this is the worst fic I have ever had ths displeasure of finding, and on aff.net, that says a LOT! EW EW EW This has been a flame.

 *giggles* I've been flamed... I feel so toasty inside.

Today I licked my desk.

I should leave it there and never post again just for the dramatic effect but instead I shall tell you a story of what people do for a cigarettes.

Yes another one, but Its almost two weeks and I think I'm almost over the hurdle.

Back to desk licking...

Today I was writing and in a real groove, happily typing along when some of the ice cream I was eating fell on my desk, home not work, so I sucked it off my desk and pulled back.

But good God in Heaven the desk taste like cigaretts. Something I haven't tasted in two Hellish weeks.

And so I licked again.

Tongue dragging across the black surface.
 
Never mind the dust that is scattered in the hidden corners of the desk. I licked and licked until I realize That the giddiness I felt was from desk lick was wrong. Wrong Wrong...

I had to force myself to stop get up and get cleaner and wash the desk till it shone...

*** The thing is I can't stop thinking what else in the house taste like cigarettes and where should I start licking***

The not smoking thing is not going well. I think its playing hell with my skin and my emotions. First I have broken out in zits all over my body, I itch, therefor I scratch and people at work keep asking if i'm okay because I have scratch marks all over my neck and arms.

2nd I wanted a smoke so bad I busted into tears on the train and to hide my tears I put my sunglasses on which really doesn't distract people when they're pink with blue rhinestones. (I need to get some adult sunglasses).

The thing is I haven't had a CIG since Monday and I'm so desperate for one I invited my parents to dinner both whom smoke like no tomorrow. I sat there and inhaled deeply and then shed more tears when they left. But ended up sitting on the back porch till 3am just inhaling the lingering taste of smoke.

Did you ever notice then when you tell people you've just quit smoking that they look at you in THAT way. Like they are evaluating you, then they always say something stupid "I had been wondering why you looked so tired" or "I had been wondering If you were sick" or the more daring ones, the ones who think they are your friends, the ones you wouldn't mind secretly running over with your car, repeatedly, always say "I've been wondering why you look like crap lately. I thought were losing your looks. but its better in the long run... I once had an uncle..."

Well you know the story, its always an uncle, aunt, cousin, its always been 30 yrs, 40yrs or some large number, none of which they have been around for, that this person quit smoking for.

But in the long run how did they die you ask... lung cancer.

**hangs head in shame***

I'm so embarrassed, I just want a smoke. One tiny little smoke. I would even take a menthol right now.

Fic update.
Stumbling Uncertainty
Pairing Hp/Ss
Here's the link I'm to lazy to do the nice cut tag thing... its all just a click away anyway.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413733/3/


Update on the quite smoking thing.

It seems to be clouding my mind. I can't form words, I stare off into space, I'm tired.... and today on the underground... I... I ... *hangs head in shame*... I sniffed the guy in front of me... quite perversely... because he reeked of cigarette smoke... stale though it was ... but oh so good.

They moved my office at work. I'm in the dungeons now...

I keep thinking of that moment in Office Space when they moved the guy to the broom closet...

I'm there this moment.

I'm actually going to have to bring a lamp from home to help me see. Thats how dark and dank the office is. I went to pull the blinds only to find it wasn't really a window... but a whole in the wall.

They said its temporary while they paint my old office but I've been there twice this week and there is nothing happening there.

I'm scared....

Hey but at least I have internet service right...